Philosophical wonder woman

Sent from a co-worker... enjoy :) Why did the Cyclops have to close his school? Because he only had one pupil. Why don't angry witches ride their brooms? They're afraid of flying off the handle   What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone appetit ! Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No they eat them separately. What is a vampire's favorite coffee? De-coffinated Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? His ghoul friend What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray What kind of mistakes do spooks make? Boo boos How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch When does a skeleton laugh? When something tickles his funny bone Why was the mummy so tense? He was all wound up What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up! What is a monster's favorite food? Ghoul scout cookies What did the skeleton say while riding his Harl...