Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Halloween Jokes

Sent from a co-worker... enjoy :)

Why did the Cyclops have to close his school?
Because he only had one pupil.

Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?
They're afraid of flying off the handle
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetit !

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No they eat them separately.

What is a vampire's favorite coffee?

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend

What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray

What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
Boo boos

How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch

When does a skeleton laugh?
When something tickles his funny bone

Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs

Who did the ghost invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up!

What is a monster's favorite food?
Ghoul scout cookies

What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I'm bone to be wild!

What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A nectarine

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Hoblin Goblin

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch
What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?

What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A toasty ghosty. 

What is the worst thing about twin witches?
You can't tell which is witch.

What do mommy ghosts tell their kids when they get in the car?
Bookle up your sheetbelts!

Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
Because everyone was a goblin!

Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
Because you can see right through him.